{"product_id":"hand-made-cat-hat-elastic-woven-cap-pet-hat-puppy-kitten-headwear-knitted-hat-party-photo-shoot-props-decoration-cat-accessories","title":"Handmade Cat Hats | \"They Are Not Okay With This and the Photos Are Incredible\" | Crochet Knitted Cat Headwear | Frog, Strawberry \u0026 Flower | Party, Photos \u0026 General Humiliation","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade Crochet Cat Hats\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eLook at that frog hat cat. LOOK AT THEM.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not a cat wearing a hat. That is a philosopher. A philosopher who has been placed in a crocheted frog hat against their will and has used the experience to arrive at several profound conclusions about the nature of existence, the reliability of humans, and the specific betrayal of being hand-measured for a hat by someone who was visibly enjoying themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe eyes. The stillness. The quiet acceptance of a creature who knows they cannot remove this hat themselves and has decided that screaming internally is the dignified response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou did that. You could do that. For the low price of a handmade crochet hat and whatever remains of your cat's trust in you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho buys this stuff?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who saw the frog hat photo and made a sound. People who immediately texted it to someone with zero context. People who thought \u003cem\u003e\"my cat would look exactly like that\"\u003c\/em\u003e and were correct and knew they were correct and bought the hat anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you just said \"ME\" — obviously. Your cat's dignity was always temporary. The photos are forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou're going to buy this. Your cat is going to wear it for exactly as long as it takes to get the photo. The photo is going to live on your phone, your Instagram, your Christmas card, and eventually your cat's memorial slideshow where everyone will laugh and then feel briefly guilty about laughing and then laugh again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorth it. Every time. Worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat lineup:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🐸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrog hat\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one. THE one. The hat that started a thousand memes. Your cat becomes a philosopher. The eyes say everything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🍓 \u003cstrong\u003eStrawberry hat\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the cat who contains multitudes. Sweet on the outside. Plotting on the inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🌸 \u003cstrong\u003ePink flower bucket hat\u003c\/strong\u003e — cottagecore energy meets absolute cat contempt. Surprisingly chic. Completely unappreciated by the wearer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat makes these worth it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🧶 \u003cstrong\u003eHandmade crochet construction\u003c\/strong\u003e — actually made by human hands, not mass-produced. Each hat has character. Your cat will not appreciate this craftsmanship. You will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cstrong\u003eElastic fit with tie strings\u003c\/strong\u003e — stays on long enough to get the photo. That's the entire engineering brief and it delivers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e📸 \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for photos, parties \u0026amp; entertainment\u003c\/strong\u003e — this is stated clearly in the product specs and we respect the honesty. This hat has one job. It does that job perfectly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e — S (under 2.5kg \/ 5.5lbs) and M (up to 7.5kg \/ 16.5lbs). Measure your cat. Size up if between sizes. Your cat will be unhappy either way but at least it'll fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 90-second hat window — an essential guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\t\u003cthead\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSecond\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWhat Your Cat Does\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\t\u003ctbody\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eHat approaches. Cat assesses threat level.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eHat lands. Statue mode activated.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eThe look. That specific look. GET YOUR PHONE.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eStill the look. Still statue mode. KEEP SHOOTING.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eFirst attempted shake. Keep shooting.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eSecond shake. More determined.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eSuccessful removal OR strategic retreat to under the bed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003ePhoto is already posted. 34 likes.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e90\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eCat emerges. Acts like nothing happened.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eTomorrow\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eYou try the strawberry hat.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA note on the \"no warming function\" disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e The product specs specifically state this hat has no warming function. We appreciate this clarification. Nobody buying a crocheted frog hat for their cat was concerned about warmth. They were concerned about the photo. The photo is handled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe existential frog hat cat — a meditation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Look at photo two one more time. That cat has been places. Seen things. Made peace with the universe and the humans in it who occasionally place crocheted amphibians on their head. There is no anger there. There is no resistance. There is only the deep, ancient wisdom of a creature who knows this will be over soon and has decided to simply be present in the frog hat moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe should all be so enlightened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBiscuit would wear every single one of these hats and wag through the entire experience. He would look ridiculous and joyful and completely undignified and not care even slightly. The cat who lives here wore the frog hat for eleven seconds, made the face, and has not looked directly at us since. The photo has 847 likes. We regret nothing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour cat is about to become a philosopher.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eThe frog hat does that.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eIt always does that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"SnifferClub.com","offers":[{"title":"Flower \/ M","offer_id":44198353928228,"sku":"5fa8be5e-cf19-4ec3-9632-564ef7a9ef55","price":6.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flower \/ S","offer_id":44198353960996,"sku":"15256d67-81cd-4bb1-a6a4-c42d17c57893","price":6.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Strawbrry \/ M","offer_id":44198353993764,"sku":"45da8938-03f2-4195-9c90-a1264c8a3992","price":7.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Strawbrry \/ S","offer_id":44198354026532,"sku":"441b4b64-413f-4dcd-8273-7dfb7323cd6a","price":7.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Frog \/ S","offer_id":44198354059300,"sku":"856bd962-c4c2-4fe5-8843-f5434e206faf","price":6.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Frog \/ M","offer_id":44198354092068,"sku":"9871d91d-58cc-4f91-95a3-7fff99008c27","price":6.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/9142\/5572\/files\/1771e3ffa31d0d76839d992bca091f8a.jpg?v=1779386429","url":"https:\/\/snifferclub.com\/products\/hand-made-cat-hat-elastic-woven-cap-pet-hat-puppy-kitten-headwear-knitted-hat-party-photo-shoot-props-decoration-cat-accessories","provider":"SnifferClub.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}