{"product_id":"cat-halloween-costume-anime-pet-clothes-for-small-dog-kitten-costume-wizard-accessories-outfits-s-red","title":"Cat Wizard Costume | \"Hairy Pawter and the Sorcerer's Absolutely Not\" | Hogwarts-Style Cape, Tie \u0026 Glasses Set | Because Your Cat Was Already Judging Everyone Anyway","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Cat Wizard Costume\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eYour cat was already acting like they went to a school you couldn't get into. Now they have the outfit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLook at that photo. LOOK AT IT. That cat is not wearing a costume. That cat IS a wizard. A deeply unimpressed, profoundly powerful wizard who has seen things you cannot comprehend and would like you to kindly leave their study.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThat expression isn't acting. That's just their face. You've simply finally given it the correct context.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho buys this stuff?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who looked at their cat sitting in judgment on the couch and thought \u003cem\u003e\"what that energy needs is a cape and round glasses.\"\u003c\/em\u003e People who have read all seven books, seen all eight films, and still feel the Sorting Hat made some questionable decisions. People who immediately knew which house their cat belongs to without having to think about it for even one second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(It's Slytherin. It's always Slytherin. You know it's Slytherin.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you just said \"ME\" — obviously. Welcome. The cat awaits their sorting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou're going to put this on them. They're going to stare at you with the quiet fury of someone who has just been sorted against their will. The photos are going to break the internet in your friend group. Worth every second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the set:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🧙 \u003cstrong\u003eHogwarts-style wizard cape\u003c\/strong\u003e — black with red trim, hooded, dramatic, exactly what your cat has always deserved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e👓 \u003cstrong\u003eRound wizard glasses\u003c\/strong\u003e — they fit. Your cat will not acknowledge them. The photos will be spectacular.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e👔 \u003cstrong\u003eStriped house tie\u003c\/strong\u003e — red and gold because of course it's Gryffindor on the packaging but we all know your cat is Slytherin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e🪄 \u003cstrong\u003eVelcro closure\u003c\/strong\u003e — on and off in seconds, which matters because the window of cat costume cooperation is approximately 45–90 seconds and you need to use every one of them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hogwarts houses, cat edition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\t\u003cthead\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eHouse\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eCat Type\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\t\u003ctbody\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGryffindor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eThe cat who knocks things off tables with courage and zero remorse\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlytherin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eYour cat. Obviously your cat. Look at them.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRavenclaw\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eThe cat who figured out the treat cabinet and tells nobody\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHufflepuff\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eThe cat who actually likes being held. Rare. Precious.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 90-second costume window — a guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003col\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e0:00\u003c\/strong\u003e — Cape goes on. Cat freezes. Processing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e0:15\u003c\/strong\u003e — Glasses added. Cat enters statue mode.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e0:20\u003c\/strong\u003e — Get your phone out. NOW. Do not wait.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e0:30\u003c\/strong\u003e — Cat begins the slow walk of dignity to remove this situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e0:45\u003c\/strong\u003e — Photo taken. Historic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1:00\u003c\/strong\u003e — Cape is off. Cat is grooming furiously. You are already editing the photo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1:30\u003c\/strong\u003e — Posted. 47 likes in the first minute. Worth it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eSize S: Neck 7\" \/ 18cm — measure first, size up if between sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Soft, comfortable fabric — gentle on fur and dignity alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eClosure: Velcro — fast on, fast off, no wrestling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003eIncludes: Cape, glasses, tie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn the \"daily wear\" suggestion in the original listing:\u003c\/strong\u003e We're going to respectfully disagree with this. This is a special occasion costume. Your cat has a reputation to maintain. Don't push it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBiscuit saw this costume and had no interest. He is a dog. He would have worn it happily for twenty minutes and wagged the whole time. The cat who lives here wore it for 40 seconds, filed a formal complaint, and has not made eye contact since. The photo was worth every second of the cold shoulder.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHairy Pawter and the Absolutely Not.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eComing to a living room near you.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eWhether they like it or not.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"SnifferClub.com","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S (Neck: 7\")","offer_id":44198354878500,"sku":"b875eec2-229a-4ec5-92b2-1af4196cbc3b","price":8.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/9142\/5572\/files\/3e94ce91ea8750e6ed10e28957782409.jpg?v=1779386445","url":"https:\/\/snifferclub.com\/products\/cat-halloween-costume-anime-pet-clothes-for-small-dog-kitten-costume-wizard-accessories-outfits-s-red","provider":"SnifferClub.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}